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John Henry Phelan Beaumont Texas US (c) 2008
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Gentle Readers,
Have you heard about the Two Angry Twins? These guys don't believe in pre-marital sex, birth control OR masturbation.
No wonder they're upset all the time.
Br. John recommends these guy's have a Good Country F ... you thought a dirty word was coming - shame on you ... Country Fried Steak dinner and a wife that's both as insatiable and as capable of dropping babies as Br. John is apt to drop names. They have a fine site though. There's loads of interesting reading there.
So close to Jesus my faucets run hot, cold and wine.
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CHAPTER IV of the
Rule of St. Benedict
The Instruments of Good Works
In the first place
to love the Lord God with thy whole heart, thy whole soul, thy whole
strength...; Then, one's neighbor as one's self (cf Mt 22:37-39; Mk 12:30-31;
Lk 10:27).; Then, not to kill...; Not to commit adultery...; Not to
steal...;
(6) Not to covet (cf Rom 13:9).
(7) Not to bear false witness (cf Mt 19:18; Mk 10:19; Lk 18:20).
(8) To honor all beings (cf 1 Pt 2:17).
(9) And what one would not have done to himself, not to do to another (cf Tob
4:16; Mt 7:12; Lk 6:31).
(10) To deny one's self in order to follow Christ (cf Mt 16:24; Lk 9:23).
(11) To chastise the body (cf 1 Cor 9:27).
(12) Not to seek after pleasures.
(13) To love fasting.
(14) To relieve the poor.
(15) To clothe the naked...
(16) To visit the sick (cf Mt 25:36).
(17) To bury the dead.
(18) To help in trouble.
(19) To console the sorrowing.
(20) To hold one's self aloof from worldly ways.
(21) To prefer nothing to the love of Christ.
(22) Not to give way to anger.
(23) Not to foster a desire for revenge.
(24) Not to entertain deceit in the heart.
(25) Not to make a false peace.
(26) Not to forsake charity.
(27) Not to swear, lest perchance one swear falsely.
(28) To speak the truth with heart and tongue.
(29) Not to return evil for evil (cf 1 Thes 5:15; 1 Pt 3:9).
(30) To do no injury, yea, even patiently to bear the injury done us.
(31) To love one's enemies (cf Mt 5:44; Lk 6:27).
(32) Not to curse them that curse us, but rather to bless them.
(33) To bear persecution for justice sake (cf Mt 5:10).
(34) Not to be proud...
(35) Not to be given to wine (cf Ti 1:7; 1 Tm 3:3).
(36) Not to be a great eater.
(37) Not to be drowsy.
(38) Not to be slothful (cf Rom 12:11).
(39) Not to be a murmurer [spread gossip].
(40) Not to be a detractor.
(41) To put one's trust in God.
(42) To refer what good one sees in himself, not to self, but to God.
(43) But as to any evil in himself, let him be convinced that it is his own
and charge it to himself.
(44) To fear the Day of Judgment.
(45) To be in dread of hell.
(46) To desire eternal life with all spiritual longing.
(47) To keep death before one's eyes daily.
(48) To keep a constant watch over the actions of our life.
(49) To hold as certain that God sees us everywhere.
(50) To dash at once against Christ the evil thoughts which rise in one's
heart.
(51) And to disclose them to our spiritual father.
(52) To guard one's tongue against bad and wicked speech.
(53) Not to love much speaking.
(54) Not to speak useless words and such as provoke laughter.
(55) Not to love much or boisterous laughter.
(56) To listen willingly to holy reading.
(57) To apply one's self often to prayer.
(58) To confess one's past sins to God daily in prayer with sighs and tears,
and to amend them for the future.
(59) Not to fulfill the desires of the flesh (cf Gal 5:16).
(60) To hate one's own will.
(61) To obey the commands of the Abbot in all things, even though he himself
(which Heaven forbid) act otherwise, mindful of that precept of the Lord:
"What they say, do ye; what they do, do ye not" (Mt 23:3).
(62) Not to desire to be called holy before one is; but to be holy first,
that one may be truly so called.
(63) To fulfill daily the commandments of God by works.
(64) To love chastity [if it is thy destiny].
(65) To hate no one.
(66) Not to be jealous; not to entertain envy.
(67) Not to love strife.
(68) Not to love pride.
(69) To honor the aged.
(70) To love the younger.
(71) To pray for one's enemies in the love of Christ.
(72) To make peace with an adversary before the setting of the sun.
(73) And never to despair of God's mercy.
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Rule 505. COMMUNICATIONS TO MEMBERS OF THE CLERGY
(a) Definitions. As used in this rule:
(1) A "member of the clergy" is a minister, priest, rabbi, accredited Christian Science Practitioner, or other similar functionary of a religious organization or an individual reasonably believed so to be by the person consulting with such individual.
(2) A communication is "confidential" if made privately and not intended for further disclosure except to other persons present in furtherance of the purpose of the communication.
(b) General rule of privilege. A person has a privilege to refuse to disclose and to prevent another from disclosing a confidential communication by the person to a member of the clergy in the member’s professional character as a spiritual adviser.
(c) Who May Claim the Privilege. The privilege may be claimed by the person, by the person’s guardian or conservator, or by his personal representative if the person is deceased. The member of the clergy to whom the communication was made is presumed to have the authority to claim the privilege but only in behalf of the communicant.
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Now I've heard there
was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
Your faith was weak and you needed proof
You always held yourself aloof
When beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
You tied your dreams to a kitchen chair
You broke your throne and cut your hair
And then you gave me one last Hallelujah
You say I took the name in vain
I never even knew the name
But if I did, well really, what's it to you?
There's a blaze of light
In every word
It doesn't matter which you heard
My holy or my broken Hallelujah
I did my best, it wasn't much
I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch
I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you
And even though
It all went wrong
I'll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah
Adapted from Leonard Cohen
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